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Keep fit… die healthy.
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Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
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A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
English is a Crazy Language
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