Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....