Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...