Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...