A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...