Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...