Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...