Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....