Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...