Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...