Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...