Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...