Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...