Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...