What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...