Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.