All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...