Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...