Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...