A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...