Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...