Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...