Get a heart transplant
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Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Drunk while stealing
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Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...