Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...