Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...