Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...