Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...