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Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
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A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Stock market report
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Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
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