Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...