Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...