Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...