Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!