Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...