I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...