Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.