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There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...