What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...