Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.