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Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...