What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...