Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...