At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!