The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...