Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...