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Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Where are you living?
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This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...