Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...