Programming language acronyms
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Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...