Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.