Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.