Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...