Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Computer Acronyms
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The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...