Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...