Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...